Bobs Biography
The Early Years
Bob Harris was born in Dundee, Scotland, a city at that time
famous for jute, jam and journalism. Nowadays it is famous as
the home of Captain Scott's ship the Discovery and for its meat
pies. He grew up making comics and games and writing stories,
to the detriment of his social skills. In his teens he was a voracious
reader of science fiction and of the new genre called 'heroic
fantasy'. In those days fantasy consisted of 'The Lord of the
Rings' and old books by the likes of William Morris and Lord Dunsany,
all of which came with introductions by Lin Carter.
He attended St. Andrews University because a) it had a fine reputation
for classics and b) it was close enough to Dundee for him to take
his laundry home at weekends. While studying Latin and Greek,
he broadened both his reading and his social skills to the point
where he could talk to several people at once and pronounce most
of the names in 'War and Peace.' He was the first student in 20
years to write Latin poetry as part of his honours course, a fact
which has so far failed to impress anyone who gets out more than
once a month.
Eventually he achieved a first class honours degree in Humanity
(Latin) to the surprise of some and the relief of others. After
graduating he made his first trip to the USA. He then spent time
as a nursing auxiliary and worked as a voluntary helper at a religious
conference centre before returning to St. Andrews to pursue research.
While failing to complete a doctorate on the writings of the
early Church Fathers (if you think it's easy, you should try it
some time!) he co- wrote, co-directed and co-starred in a short,
topical musical comedy entitled 'The Ayatollah And I' (he played
Jimmy Carter). His performance made such an impression on the
audience that to this day some of them can almost remember it.
American Dreams
That summer he travelled extensively around the north-eastern
USA. He ate his first oysters in Baltimore, his first lobster
in Boston, and his first knish in New York. In Washington he dropped
in on some Iranians who were on hunger strike outside the White
House. None of them recognized him. That same day he was approached
by some Moonies who generously offered to recruit him. He politely
declined, claiming a previous appointment.
Back in St. Andrews Bob's life changed forever when he met American
Rotary Scholar Debby Turner who was then working on her first
novel. They found that they had much in common: eating, drinking,
dancing and discussing the classic introductions of Lin Carter
(see above). After they had travelled across Europe sharing a
small tent they realised they were fated to marry. So they did.
Creativity - sometimes for Profit!
Bob had abandoned academia to work as a bartender which gave
him invaluable experience of changing beer barrels and being threatened.
In the meantime he designed his board game 'Talisman' and signed
a deal with Games Workshop for it to be published. At roughly
the same time Debby had sold her first book. Soon they were making
enough money that Bob abandoned the bar to take care of their
first baby, Matthew, while Debby worked on her next two novels.
Some years later the couple had three young sons and Debby had
several novels under her belt (uncomfortable, but it means that
people can tell just by looking at you that you're a novelist).
They had also become good friends with the famous and successful
American author Jane Yolen who happily spends a good part of every
year in St. Andrews.
With the aid of an electron microscope and a ouija board Jane
managed to detect Bob's literary potential. She cunningly lured
him into a writing career by employing the ancient Highland strategy
of suggesting there might be money in it. First they wrote a couple
of short stories together, then Bob sold some solo stories. Then
they wrote 'The Queen's Own Fool'. After this they were signed
up to write the 'Young Heroes' series of novels, and the rest
is mythology.
Over the past several years Bob has worked occasionally as a
salesman and an actor. Today he regularly works as a professional
role-player in assessment and training programmes for large businesses.
When he isn't writing Bob likes to listen to blues and jazz,
read, play board games, watch Fred Astaire movies and follow the
NFL. He still dabbles in games design, so watch out! He plays
squash regularly, tennis irregularly, and really should get back
to fencing. He can play two tunes on the harmonica: one is 'Oh
Susanna' and the other one isn't.
Bob Tells his Secret
"The 'J' in my pen name doesn't stand for anything. In fact
I have no middle initial. I inserted the 'J' solely to differentiate
myself from Robert Harris the author of 'Fatherland' and 'Enigma'.
I'm sure he's more than happy to see any confusion between us
avoided at all costs. When my first story was about to be published
I intended to be J. Robert Harris (for 'Just Robert Harris,')
but when I saw it written down, it looked so pretentious I decided
at once to change it to a middle initial. Now, aren't we all glad
that's settled?"